[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ Make it a point to sigh exasperatedly when classmates display inferior intelligence” Bottom text: “ hyperventilate ”]
How to Be the Obnoxious English Major Everyone Hates
Or, People I’d Like to Harm for Besmirching My Major
fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo AKA John in our history class
When did this become ass-head armadillo?
Bahahahhaa. Junior english.
I feel this way about the creative writing students.